Thursday, June 4, 2015

BREAKING: Popular Kikuyu singer of MOMO song Murimi Wa Kahalf Dead

The kikuyu singer famed for the song ino ni Momo is dead. Murimi wa kahalf popularised the plus size woman with his hit song momo. Murimi searched far and wide to find a true momo and even gave a cash reward of kshs 5000 for any one who would help get that woman to do the momo song with him. It is with sadness that his fans received the news of his demise.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Is Moody Awori Really Dead

Is Moody Awori really dead? The answer to that question is a solid NO. These were rumors started
by a certain blogger for reasons best known to himself. Moody Awori or uncle Moody as he is most commonly referred to is alive and kicking. Some prominent people tweeted that Moody had died and other people started re tweeting those tweets thus fueling the bad rumor.
Arthur Moody Awori was born on December 5 1927. He rose to prominence after becoming the 9th vice president of Kenya from 25 September 2003 to 9 January 2008.

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Most women do not shower daily says recent survey

A recent survey showed that 4 out of 5 women do not take a shower when they wake up. That is 80% . 2 in every 5 men do not take a daily shower. Growing up girls are always told the importance of taking a bath at least twice daily. For girls and women it is more crucial to take that twice daily bath but it seems that they are the lazy ones here. It is surprising to hear that some women even go for days without taking that all important shower. Most women attribute this to tight schedules and motherhood. In other words some women are too busy to take care of themselves. After a hard day at work they would rather hit the blankets rather that hit the showers. Some other women claimed that they would rather save on water costs rather than waste the commodity.

In Africa where in some parts women have to walk for many miles to look for the all precious commodity, water it is only natural that they use it for cooking and drinking than showering. However their counterparts in the urban cities would only have a busy schedule to blame for not showering. In some parts of the cities where there are large populations, water is scarce and thus households
would rather save it than use it carelessly bathing.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Lupita Nyong'o Back in the Oscars Again

Lupiter Nyongo the 31 year old Kenyan actress who took the world by storm when she won an Oscar for best supporting female actress for the movie 12 years a slave will be back again in this year's Oscars. Lupiter is among a host of Hollywood stars that will be presenting the Oscars in the 87th edition that goes night tonight.

Best actor- Nominees
Steve Carell-Foxcatcher
Bradley Cooper-American Sniper
Benedict Cumberbatch- The imitation Game
Michael Keaton- Birdman
Eddy Redmayne- The theory of everything

Best Actress- Nominees
Marion Cotillard- Two days, one night
Felicity Jones- The theory of everything
Julianne Moore- Still Ice
Rasamund Pike- Gone Girl
Reese Witherspoon- Wild

Best Supporting Actress- Nominees

Patricia Arquette- Boyhood
Laura Dern-Wild
Keira Nightley- The imitation game
Emma Stone- Birdman
Meryl Streep- Into the Woods

Best Supporting Actor- Nominees
Robert Duvall- The Judge
Ethan Hawk- Boyhood
Edward Norton- Birdman
Mark Ruffalo- Foxcatcher
J.K Simmon- Whiplash

Best Picture- Nominees
American Sniper
Birdman
Boyhood
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Imitation Game
Selma
The Theory of Everything
Whiplash

As usual the Oscar present a platform for fashion houses to showcase the latest trends.  During last year's
Oscars Lupiter wore a blue flowing Prada by stylist Micaela Erlanger. All eyes will be on Lupiter to see who she will showcase.


Thursday, February 19, 2015

First Lady Trains with Media Divas For March 8 Half Marathon

First Lady Margaret Kenyatta trained for her forthcoming March 8 half marathon with media ladies at state house on Thursday. This will be the second edition of the Beyond Zero initiative a brainchild of The First lady. The Media Divas included Radio Africa's Caroline Mutoko, Citizen's Judy Gichuru, NTV'S Sheila Mwanyigha
If you were wondering where all those beautiful News anchors from Citizen, Ktn and Ntv have been up to especially since their Media houses were taken off air by the digital migration, now you know. Some 42 thousand shillings was raised by the divas for the Beyond Zero initiative. Beyond zero Initiative seeks to combat HIV/AIDS and prevent maternal death by providing mobile clinics.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

How to treat your woman on Valentines day and thereafter

Valentines day is fast approaching and men all over the world are a worried lot. A lot has happened since the last Valentines day, and if you ask any woman, things went back to normal. No more flowers and Candy and sexy lingerie. No more saying I love you and just cuddling. That ended on he 15th of February after a romantic night of dinner, wine and sex. Now that the day is approaching men are calculating how to make their moves. Most of them have already been consumed by other pleasures starting with the world cup, then the English premiere league and of late the AFCON. Well the woman has been there all along looking and yearning for some love and affection. What a woman wants most is to be loved. It is that simple, yet many men say that women are complicated. Show a woman some love and affection and you have won her over. This however should be all through and not only during Valentines day. I recently met my friend who lives in the United Kingdom. He had come for a short visit here in Kenya and called me for some drinks. Well when I arrived at the venue I met him at the car park accompanied by his wife. We proceeded inside the restaurant and as I sat down on a chair I noticed that he did not, instead he pulled a chair for his wife to sit on and only did so himself after her wife had sat down. I was flabbergasted and asked him whether he did that all the time to which he replied to the affirmative. I told him that  kind of thing we only see in movies.

Well a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and we can all learn something from our British men. Well they might not be the most romantic men compared with their Italian and French counterpart but at least they still open car doors for their partners and pull out chairs in restaurants

Back to Valentines and the question most men are asking is, how do i impress my partner on Valentines day and thereafter. Well first men can begin slowly getting their communication right. Maybe you have not been calling your woman as often as possible. Call her at least three times a day.
Text her a dozen times. A study by the university of Maryland College of medicine found that women speak 20,000 words in one day. This is almost three time what a man speaks which is 7,000 words.
Therefore call her, ask her how her day is and then when you go home in the evening talk to her some more and then listen to what she has to say. By listening I mean listen, not hear.
Buy her small gifts, this might be a chocolate, a sweet a handkerchief. Remember this is not D Day yet we are just prepping. Tell her how much you love her and value her. When it is time for bed don't think about sex first, think about cuddling. Men are visual beings and they are always ready for sex at any instance. The moment a man sees his woman all he thinks of is getting over with the sex bit and then? Slumber land follows. A woman is an emotional being and even though sex is important it comes gradually. Think of it this way, a man is a gas cooker and a woman is an electric cooker. A gas cooker ignites immediately and extinguishes instantly. An electric cooker on the other hand ignites slowly and also when it comes to cooling off  it does so gradually. Men should learn how to strike a balance so that they can ensure their women are well catered for emotionally. So therefore Cuddling is a key word.
Romantic dinners is also important. Take her out to a Chinese restaurant or whatever restaurant that might bring out the romance. Just the two of you in a get away and candle lit dinner.

Prepping is done and now comes the day itself how do you treat your queen on this very special Valentines day?

Message

Keep sending her a lot of sweet nothing messages and as the day wears on get naughty with the texts
so that she knows what she is in for. This will make her start gradually heating up, remember the electric cooker story? So by the time you get home she will be hot and ready for you.

Flowers

Buy some red roses for her. Red roses symbolizes Love and passion and what better way to tell her you love her than to buy her red roses this valentines. By red roses i mean real live roses and not plastic flowers that are popular during this season.

Red Wine and Chocolate

Red wine and chocolate are an aphrodisiac. This Valentines day don't forget that all important bottle of wine for the two of you lovers. This gets you both in the mood and the woman who we are looking at showing that love will love this a lot


Sexy Lingerie

Of course after all this Love and affection and communication the real thing is going down. Sex is definitely happening. Real Valentines love doesn't need to be boring with the woman 
donning your old T shirt. Invest in some sexy Lingerie for the night. Either red or black would do. Bring this day to a close by giving her passionate love that she will remember for a long, long time. After the love making don't forget to cuddle.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

NFL Superbowl Action Goes down this weekend

Millions of fans world wide will be watching the finals of the 2015 American super bawl49. This events brings together football fans from all over the world. Seattle seahawks Vs New England Russel wilson will be the man to watch.  The NFL is divided between 32 even teams of NFC National football conference and AFC American football Conference. Apart from footbal NFL fans this event is fully booked in terms of advertisement spots. The NFL draws together 100 million viewers and that is something that makes the advertisers mouths water. It is funny that the sporting event actually draws much commercial interest than sports appetite.


NFL is always overbooked and this year is no different, thousands of fans stand to miss the action due to tickets brokers selling tickets that are not valid.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Open Letter To Reverend Kathy Kiuna

Dear Reverend Kathy Kiuna. I see you always. In my television every Sunday preaching the good word In the JCC program-me on KTN. I together with millions of others get inspired by your captivating, inspiring uplifting messages. I follow you on your program-me Woman without limits  that airs every Sunday on NTV. You are a Woman of substance. You have been sent to this generation at such a time as this for a purpose especially for the young women. To uplift them from the captivity of negativity. For many years the girl child has been told that her place is at the bottom of the ladder. But Dear Reverend Kathy Kiuna I watch you speak words of life unto our girls and women.

When God found Adam hiding from Him at the Garden of  Eden with his wife, He asked him, Adam why are you hiding? And he answered, because I am naked. God asked him a very powerful question.
Who told you that you are naked?

Many generations of girl children have been told many things. You can never amount to anything. Your place is in the Kitchen not the Corporate boardrooms. Dear reverend Kathy Kiuna, there are many voices talking to our girls today. But your voice has emerged to speak positive things. You told them during Daughters of Zion, You have overcome because the one inside you is greater than him that is in the world. Positivity overwhelms the Daughters of Zion meetings. Dear Kathy Kiuna, please continue and don't stop. Tell our women that they can drive Mercedes Benzes and Four wheelers. Tell them please that indeed they can live in Runda and Lavington and Kileleshwa and Lavington. Who told them that they can only live in eastlands? I want to see a Kenyan girl dressed in a power suit, with keys to her house and to her car that she has bought with her money. I want to see a kenyan girl that can run a board meeting without batting an eyelid.

Dear reverend Kathy Kiuna. I salute you for the job you are doing. I wish my daughters would pass through your hands and brush shoulders with you. That their eyes would be open and that shackles of the captivity of negativity van be broken. Dear Reverend Kathy Kiuna because you are one in a million. Millions are held in the Captivity of negativity. Eric Wainaina once sang nchi ya kitu kidogo, nchi ya watu wadogo. When one of our own shines we refuse to believe. We refuse to believe that Victor Wanyama is playing in the English Premier league. We refuse to accept our runners who are treated like gods abroad. Therefore dear Reverend Kathy Kiuna dont stop yet. There are million of girls in all our counties that are hiding from the world, they cannot go forth and unleash their full potentials. Preach on Mum. Preach on.

Monday, January 26, 2015

House girl forces small boy under her care to suck her private parts

A house girl in Zimmerman area of Nairobi county in Kenya surprised many people when it was found out that she has been secretly forcing a boy under her care to lick he private parts. The little boy whose mother was a working mother going away daily to look for money for upkeep was always left behind with the nanny. The nanny taking advantage of the freedom of being alone with the boy decided to experiment her dirty thoughts with the boy. According to the boy's mum, she came home one day and noticed that her son was tagging along her every move. That is when she decided to ask her son what was the problem. The boy then proceeded to spill all the beans and told her mom that "aunty" has been telling him to lick her private parts. This incidence raises a lot of questions about the safety of our children when we leave them with nannies for the better part of the day. Parents should also do a thorough background check of the nannies they want to employ before leaving their children with total strangers. Recently a Ugandan nanny was caught on tape mercilessly beating a two year toddler. The footage which was taken by a CCTV camera went viral on social media generating a lot of hatred towards the nanny. In the Zimmerman incidence the nanny tried to defend herself by saying that she only removed her skirt and not everything. At this rate many career women and men too might be forced to quit their jobs and take parenting as a full time job

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Gloria Muliro Ends her five year Marriage with preacher Omba

Gloria Muliro ukampa niwake pastor Omba....... so goes the song tam tam by willy Paul and Size 8.
Well, its over now. Gloria Muliro ended the five year Marriage with her Congolese born Husband pastor Omba. It has been a rollercoaster marriage being on the spotlight and blamed the myriad of girls that always surrounded her husband. So now Gloria and Omba have gone separate ways.Recently celebrity couple Nameless and Wahu were romoured to have been separated but it turned out to be just that, romours. Gloria Muliro rose into fame back in the year 2012 when she released her hit song Sitolia which she sang in collaboration with award winning artiste Willy Paul. They later won Female and Male artiste of the year respectively in The Mwafaka awards and Groove awards.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Sonko draws a pistol to reporters live on National TV

When it comes to showmanship you got to leave it up to one Mike Mbuvi Sonko, Nairobi county senator. Ever since he got into the limelight Mike Sonko as he is popularly referred to has caused ripples and ruffled feathers. From punching iron grills to lying on streets to insulting airport staff in the Hague to putting the very president on loudspeaker while calling him.
Hate him or love him, Mike Sonko is the man that will always be on the news. 
Over the Christmas holidays Sonko was seen on the coast side of Kenya splashing his millions with friends and family. The flamboyant senator says that whoever is uncomfortable with the way he flashes his millions should pound glass and swallow or better still swallow razor blades. In other words the man is not ashamed of showing off his millions to whoever cares to see them. On Facebook recently he showed off his stacks of millions to the awe of  millions of Facebook users. He later posted on Facebook requesting people who had any need to comment and say their needs which he would sort by the end of the day. The post went viral with thousands of likes, comments and shares.
The latest Sonko Saga is one in which he showed up in one of the city funeral homes with his entourage complete with armed bodyguards. This according to security analyst raises very sharp concerns as it is not good for guards not uniformed to display fire arms. Talking to pressmen sonko disclosed that he too is always armed with a gun and he went on to brandish a pistol right in front of the cameras. He argues that he would rather be caught prepared rather that being caught like a sitting duck.
His guards have been accused of intimidating motorists while Sonko drove on the wrong side of the rode as his entourage blared its sirens.
Well hate him or love him, but one thing is clear, sonko is gonna continue springing surprises at us for as long as we have him around.

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Ida Odinga loses son Fidel Odinga in mysterious circumstances

The world woke up on Sunday 4th January 2015 to the sad news of Fidel Castro Odinga, son of Kenya's opposition leader and former prime minister Honorable Raila Amolo Odinga. According to the family spokesperson Suba MP John Mbadi, Fidel spent a better part of Saturday with his immediate family before joining his friends. Fidel did not return to his Karen home until early Sunday morning and according to his gate man he was in a jovial mood. Fidel was later discovered dead by his wife who informed his dad. It is indeed a great loss for Ida, the former PM and all Kenyans at large. We wish The family of former PM God's grace at this moment of great loss.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Why The Ruthless Nanny Torturing baby Story is not adding up

East africa and perhaps was thrown into a frenzy on Friday evening after a Nanny video went viral. The video which was circulated mainly via whats-app and later Facebook and twitter showed a nanny mercilessly mistreating a two year old. The video shows the house-help(pun intended) stuffing food into the mouth of the child who was either sick or sleepy. The child, was not keeping up with the nanny's speed. At one point the nanny eats the food herself. A few minutes later the toddle vomits the food obviously because it had been stuffed into her at a very high speed.

The Househelp then proceeded to slap the poor toddler thrice on the face, slaps even a full grown up adult would reel at. In the video now gone viral she proceeds to roughly push her off the chair and sends her sprawling on the hard floor head first. As if that is not enough she picks a torch and uses it to spank her hard on her small bare behind. As if that is not enough she steps on her little back, poor kid that spinal kid must have snapped. The footage ends when she roughly picks the wailing toddler and walks to an inner room.

Of course this videohttps://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=737492969675004&set=vb.128467260577581&type=2&theater has gone viral but one thing still baffles me. Where is the mother? why doesn't she come out to say anything about this nanny from hell. Why haven't we been shown the nanny after her arrest. 

In a previous blog years back I emphasized on the need to treat our nannies well   This might be a game changer in avoiding ruthless nannies.

Women all over east Africa where this inhumane occurence were utterly shocked. But ironically they still have to go to work the following day to fend for their young ones.The mostly career women have to still leave their children with house helps. What most of them will have to invest in Hidden Nanny cameras. For this case if it was not for that hidden camera the nanny would have continued with her ruthless torturous escapades for a long time. In fact we dont know for how long this innocent child had suffered before this day. 

This heightens my reserve over the whole thing. If indeed there was a hidden camera then it means that was the very first day it had been insalled otherwise a nanny does not just wake up one day and decides to unleash hell on earth on an innocent life.

Whichever way you look at it one thing stands out. Women need to be very careful who they leave their child with.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Stripping Women In Kenya: Have Kenyan Men Degenerated into Animals?

A recent Spate of shameless acts by a bunch of touts in Nairobi and Mombasa has left many speechless. Above is one of the videos. The other video from Mombasa was too gross that YouTube had to pull it down.

Bottom line is, what those men did was barbaric, evil and should not be tolerated. Stripping women
in the name of indecency should never be allowed. We should all protect the girl child by condoning these heinous acts. But I think we should also sensitize the boy child. The men who did these beastly act have a deep seated problem. They suffer from low self esteem. It is high time that we stem the problem from the root. All parents of boys should instill a deep sense of respect to their children.


Monday, July 2, 2012

Beware Your HouseGirl Might Be Showing Porn To your Kids

This might come as a surprise but it is indeed true that your Housegirl might not be that innocent. I recently discovered that my two innocent girls might have been shown porn by the housegirl in my absence.This came as a shocker to me seeing that the girls are only three and four. But all in all the milk is already spilt and all I can do is try and teach pump some other materials in their young brains.

Girls are the future of a generation, Lets treat them right. I dont blame the housegirl for what she did maybe she had the same encounter while growing up. But the fact is that it is happening out there.Beware.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Swaggeristic Bend-over Show- Kenya Not Ready Yet

This past Week was Easter holiday and many Celebrated in different ways. The Swaggeristic Party held at the KICC grounds was one such way of ushering in the resurrection of Christ, though a very evil way to do so. The type of Bend over  moves that were witnessed there is like never witnessed before http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkF-tB0YfsU&feature=related .Our Kenyan girls were subjected to very suggestive moves and exposed more than the eyes could take. What is it that the bend over duo of DING DONG gave to our innocent girls to cause them to do such satanic and demonic things?

Swaggeristic or not Swaggeristic, i dont think that Kenyan girls should be exposed to lewd people from outside.
Has Kenya become such a walk over that every Tom Dick and Harry to come and take over our princesses?
I think Kenyan legislators should come out of there deep slumber and address this issue with the urgency it demands.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Conjestina Achieng Hospitalised At Mathari Mental Hospital

She gave her all. Boxed for her country Kenya and even had the dreams of flooring Leila Ali daughter of Boxing legend Mohamed Ali. Congestina is now hospitalized at  Mathari Mental Hospital after running Berserk. No matter what Congestina remains to be a big najme and we can only hope that the government of Kenya will act fast to ensure that she is given the heroines treatment she deserves. It is reported that Congestina ran mad and started burning her sportswear. She also removed her thirteen year old son from school.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Someone STOP This Rape Madness And Sex Organs Trade Give Our Innocent Girls A Chance At Life

The Brutal murder of eight year old standard three girl from Kiambu Kenya sent shock waves throughout the entire Nation.When one of the local TV stations featured a story on the booming Sex organs trade, many brushed it aside thinking it was just a passing cloud. When innocent Jane Wambui Muregi's life was cut short by her assailants then the real grim picture of the situation was felt. Rape is the worst thing that can happen to a woman, happening to a girl so innocent and so young this is unacceptable.All humanity should stand up against rape.Visit www.stoprapenow.org and register to help fight rape against our innocent girls. My heart goes out to the mother and father of the girl who lost her life at a tender age of eight years.
On the other hand the sex organs business should be squashed from the root to avoid future cases of rape and murder.Above all we should all pray that God restores our nation from the evil plans of the devil.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Orie Rogo Manduli Embodiment Of Inspiration Makes Me Proud Of The Women

She has the oomph, she is confident she is alive and always bubbling with energy. Thats Orie Rogo Manduli for you. She is an inspiration to the millions of Young girls and women who seek role models. Stand up women and be counted, be inspired be empowered. Orie at her age can still do the catwalk so dont stay in the house and feel sorry for yourself.
 Stand up and be an inspiration to your generation. Inspire the girl child and make her meet her potential. Orie Rogo Manduli, Thanks for being a woman of passion, a woman of inspiration a woman who embodies positivity.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Ten Reasons Why You Should Vote Margaret Wanjiru Back To Parliament In The Forthcoming Starehe By-Elections

    The Starehe constituency by-elections are just around the Corner and Mama Margaret Wanjiru or rather Bishop doctor Margaret Wanjiru is bracing herself for a win. She of the famous JIAM or Jesus is alive Ministries
Will battle it up with Maina Kamanda. The disputed seat fell vacant after Maina successfully petitioned in the High court and won.The campaigns are getting hotter and hotter andv the two contestants have by far overshadowed the other contestants. Starehe is a vast constituency and is marred by the perpetual problems of poverty and insecurity. So far the two contestants have had a shot at Parliament and are aware of what is expected of them.
   
      The Ten Reason why yo should Vote Mama back are:
         
         She is A Woman:
           
               The Millennium Development Goals-2015 seeks to put women and children who are marginalised at a higher place. It seeks to have equal opportunities for both men and women and thus lets vote more women into leadership positions
         
           Mama na Maendeleo: This simply means that Bishop doctor Margaret Wanjiru is a development oriented leader.She sincerely seeks to change the face of starehe and bring total change
     
             Track Record: Mama Bishop Doctor Margaret Wanjiru has a track record of tangible development that she has achieved during her stint in Parliament.She managed to counter the culture of flying toilets in the constituency and currently has a feeding Program for the less fortunate in society.

               Leadership Qualities: Margaret Has strong leadership qualities having been former MP for Starehe and assistant minister for housing. She is also a senior pastor for JIAM Jesus is Alive Ministries International.
      
                   Fearless: Vote this Woman back to Parliament for her outspoken nature and fearless personalities. In dealing with pertinent issues such as the Jua Kali land issue in Ngara.
       
                  God-Fearing: Voting back Bishop doctor Margaret Wanjiru to lead Starehe constituency, is bringing a God-Fearing Woman and thus good leadership.
     
                Motherly: She has a motherly nature as shown by her feeding programs which do not discriminate Muslims to Christians and all denominations.
     
                  Strong: Through All the rough time she has had to pass through from her Ordeal with the late Kimangu to her failed wedding to her former South African Fiance Margaret has maintained a strong personality and continues to inspire many.
   
                   Principled: She sticks to her principles as shown during the just concluded Referendum. She stuck to her NO vote and never swayed like some leaders did, and when YES prevailed she was ready to work together with the other leaders for the new constitution.
                     Role Model: Bishop doctor Margaret Wanjiru has continued to inspire millions of young girls that indeed one can arise from the dust and rise to the highest positions of power. Being a single mother who has educated her sons alone she shows all the single ladies that indeed all you need is to be passionate in anything you do and be focused and you shall surely achieve your dream.
     
 So come 20th September if you are voting lets give this woman of substance a chance to prove to us that she can actually transform Starehe.